Quirky Transport Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Herb's from Texas."

Run from the hills!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

London underground talks continued

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

Accommodating.

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

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