Quirky Transport Lover Gifts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Herb's from Texas."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Meal on Wheel

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Accommodating.

Model steam train pulls into a station

Railway accidents

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Clown hitchhikes to circus

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

The Last Cab-Driver

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

Donkey Car

Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?

"As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll have mass transit."

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