Quirky Transport Lover Mugs

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Herb's from Texas."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Meal on Wheel

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Accommodating.

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Clown hitchhikes to circus

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

The Last Cab-Driver

Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

Donkey Car

John Prescott - "Integrated Transport Policy"

"As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll have mass transit."

"Anywhere down there would be great."