Towing Tactician Mugs

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Demonic Repossession.

"That was a rumor day."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Witch's Tow

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Driverless tow truck.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

The bus home.

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Stone Age