Toll Road Tactician Mugs

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

The bus home.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

GREENLAND

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

You can only get hit from the rear!

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

Slow Heroes

"The smart car's gone without me!"

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

'High Five!'