Toll Road Tactician Pillows

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

The bus home.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

GREENLAND

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

"The smart car's gone without me!"

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

You can only get hit from the rear!

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

'High Five!'

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Traffic - is there a way out?