Trolley Park Tactician Pillows

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"

Lynching on social media

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Carlo Ancelotti

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'What a control freak!'

Safest Airline in The World

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

GREENLAND

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'