Treadmill Tactician Pillows

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Dog Walking Services

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Robber on treadmill

Carlo Ancelotti

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

Walking To School Simulator

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'What a control freak!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Good poetry & Winning teams