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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Dog Walking Services

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Building business relations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Walking To School Simulator

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'What a control freak!'

Human males marking territory.

"Still on your left."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."