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Noughts and Crosses Office

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Kitchen Tetris

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Snooker.

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."