Tip Tactician T-Shirts

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Carlo Ancelotti

"That was a rumor day."

My first mistake.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Snooker.

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

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