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My first mistake.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Human males marking territory.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Snooker.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

Stone Age

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

They're inflatable trade barriers!