Traditionalist Tippler T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that celebrates the love of classic drinks? Our humorous and stylish tees are ideal for the traditionalist tippler who appreciates timeless beverage traditions.

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5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones. mockup

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

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Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

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'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.' mockup

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

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'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.' mockup

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

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My first mistake.

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'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.' mockup

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

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'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

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'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.' mockup

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival." mockup

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

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One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please. mockup

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

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"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking." mockup

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

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'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.' mockup

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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Come in here if you don't like.... mockup

Come in here if you don't like....

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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

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Tip responsibly

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"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?" mockup

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

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'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.' mockup

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

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'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.' mockup

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

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Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here! mockup

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

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Ballet Beggar.

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"I prefer the cheap stuff."

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'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.' mockup

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

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'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.' mockup

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

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"You can have my doggie bag as a tip." mockup

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

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I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.' mockup

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

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'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?' mockup

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

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'Thinker's drinker.'

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"Blech! Skim milk!"

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'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.' mockup

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

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'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'

'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.' mockup

'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'

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"We need a different new year's tradition."

"We need a different new year's tradition." mockup

"We need a different new year's tradition."

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"You know this is to solve your problems."

"You know this is to solve your problems." mockup

"You know this is to solve your problems."

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Traditionalist Tippler T-Shirts Collection

Traditionalist Tippler Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the traditionalist tippler — ideal for morning coffee or a relaxing evening drink.

Traditionalist Tippler Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the love of tradition and good drinks — a charming addition to any lounge or resting space.

Traditionalist Tippler Prints

Browse our artistic prints celebrating classic drinking traditions — ideal for decorating the home of a true tippler enthusiast.