Thinking Tippler T-Shirts

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Thinking Gears

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Tip responsibly

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'Thinker's drinker.'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

Harry, I've just had a tip!