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"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Kitchen Tetris

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"That was a rumor day."

My first mistake.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'