Playground Tactician Pillows

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Alternative fielding positions

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

I rule by fear.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Fade to black...

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'What a control freak!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'