Trolley Park Tactician Gifts

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"

Lynching on social media

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'What a control freak!'

Safest Airline in The World

Human males marking territory.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

GREENLAND

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

"The smart car's gone without me!"