Train Track Tacticians Gifts

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"That was a rumor day."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'What a control freak!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Your Honor, I'm here to make excuses for my client.'

The bus home.

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"The jury will disregard this witness' testimony as nothing but hearsay!"