Train Tactician Gifts

"Uh oh, lights are going on everywhere. I guess its still too loud."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'What a control freak!'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Stone Age

Arsene Wenger

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Helms Burton Titulo III