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"Uh oh, lights are going on everywhere. I guess its still too loud."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'What a control freak!'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Stone Age

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Helms Burton Titulo III

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'