Teaching Tactician Gifts

Teacher's Wing-Mirror

Student: 'You gave me an 'F' in Psychology. Have you ever thought about sensitivity training?'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Have you ever tried baring your teeth at them?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

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"Now we have all your arrows!"

Arsene Wenger

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."