Teaching Tactician Gifts

Teacher's Wing-Mirror

Student: 'You gave me an 'F' in Psychology. Have you ever thought about sensitivity training?'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Have you ever tried baring your teeth at them?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Golf

"Now we have all your arrows!"