Towing Professional Mugs

A Sultan on a flying carpet tows a sports car behind him.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Demonic Repossession.

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

Remote control car breakdown.

Witch's Tow

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Driverless tow truck.

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Demonic Repossession

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Except moles, madam."

'I need to work a different shift.'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

No parking here. You will be toad.

"I walked home. I got tired of waiting for a submersible tow truck."

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

Ace Towing.

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Towing a toy

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Car Grave

A tow truck pulling a daredevil through a ring of fire

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."