Towing Mugs

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Fishing with towing truck

Towing truck pulling car from top of car show room

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Demonic Repossession.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Bicycle Sidecar.