Traffic Jam Savant Gifts

Traffic jam - 'I wish I could go fast enough to get caught by a speed camera.'

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Screw Driver.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Student tower pulling along a student driver.