Traffic Jam Savant T-Shirts

Traffic jam - 'I wish I could go fast enough to get caught by a speed camera.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.