Traffic Jam Survivalist Gifts

"I suppose you want to circle this one for hours, too?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Desert Island Roundabout

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"