Traffic Jam Survivalist Pillows

"I suppose you want to circle this one for hours, too?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Alabama Traffic Jam

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Desert Island Roundabout

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Screw Driver.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Freeways in the Supermarket