Traffic Jam Hero Pillows

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Desert Island Roundabout

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Trouble parking in Brighton

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'