Traffic Jam Struggler Pillows

Highway warning: construction from sea to shining sea.

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'