Traffic Jam Struggler T-Shirts

Highway warning: construction from sea to shining sea.

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!