Traffic Jam Navigator Gifts

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Are we stranded in another one of those 24 hour snow elays or did we end up in a covid testing site?"

Commutobile

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'No road rage, next 1/4 mile'

North East Springdale, next exit,,,South West Springdale, 3 miles,,,Springdale Jr, 5 miles,

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Driver in road construction zone sees a sign: 'Adopt-a-Detour'

Major Restructuring Ahead ??" Prepare for the Worst.

'Sorry I'm late. Got stuck on the M25 for two weeks.'

Take a deep breath! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 MILE!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Desert Island Roundabout

Trouble parking in Brighton

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Cars.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Road Construction.