Traffic Jam Strategist Gifts

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Supermarket Traffic

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"It will be your job to create major delays."