Traffic Jam Philosopher Gifts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Clamped car in traffic

"'Stop kvetching'? Would you actually deny me my one remaining pleasure!"

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Telephone Pole Spotting

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Traffic Lights Medicine

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Self-Reflecting Pool

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'