Traffic Philosopher Gifts

No Worries - Next 1/8 Mile

Bloody pedestrians! Get out of the way! Don't you beep at me, arrogant drivers!

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

What women believe vs. what men believe.

If/Then, Either/Or, or Both/And

This lane reserved for average persons only.

'Roadside rage'

Let Go and Let God

Special interests...fast lanes...Trucks, everyone else...keep right.

"Traffic was murder on the way over here."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Life is a lot like stop and go traffic. A pessimist sees the stop, an optimist - the go."

"Sorry I'm early. The traffic was fine."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'Good Book?'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.