Traffic Jam Veteran Mugs

Detour

Speed Limit 65 - Your Speed 00 - Your Blood Pressure 180/90.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Freeways in the Supermarket

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'