Traffic Jam Survivors Mugs

Heavy Traffic.

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Screw Driver.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

The Bus Stop.