Traffic Jam Survivors Mugs

Heavy Traffic.

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Screw Driver.

Freeways in the Supermarket

The Bus Stop.

Traffic Jam.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"