Traffic Jam Jester Mugs

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'

'Early traffic rudeness.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Welcome to Rancho Del Denial: Another sprawling, fast-growing suburb in a geographic region virtually devoid of water, but hey - do we look worried?

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'