Traffic Juggler Mugs

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Quicksands of time

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Desert Island Roundabout

Time Run

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."