Traffic Jam Warrior Prints

'It's one of your work colleagues on the phone...boasting that he's working this bank holiday.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Caution Road Construction to Start: 'When did it ever stop.'

Bronx and Battery

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Driver notices grid lock on road.

Golf Practice.

"I hate sitting in traffic."

"If so many people are dying on a daily basis, why is this traffic still so bad? Just saying."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Desert Island Roundabout