Traffic Jam Expert Prints

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Desert Island Roundabout

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Screw Driver.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'