Traffic Survivors Club Mugs

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Screw Driver.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"