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"I think I'm getting road rage."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"