Road Rage Warrior Mugs

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

And for the particularly aggressive driver, this baby comes with an optional three finger salute hood ornament.

'The digital age'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

In an effort to restore civility to our nation's streets and highways, we introduce four much-needed Hand Signals of Apology.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Speed Limit 65 - Your Speed 00 - Your Blood Pressure 180/90.

"Before we go anywhere I make Larry scream and honk by himself for 15 minutes just to get it out of his system."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"This can't be good."