Road Rage Explorer Mugs

'Stupid cow, get out of the bloody way!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Wrong Way.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Tedium Tours.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

The End.

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Mr. Punch cycling

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."