Road Rage Renouncer Gifts

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Toad Rage

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Getting the Finger

Digital Communication.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Think tank.

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."