Road Rage Observer Gifts

A man and woman fighting after a car crash.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Drive Thru Police Station

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Getting the Finger

Toad Rage

"The air I breathe is filthy..."