Road Rage Observer Pillows

A man and woman fighting after a car crash.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Crossing the Road

Drive Thru Police Station

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Getting the Finger

Toad Rage