Road Rage Critic Pillows

Taking the handicapped spot.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Toad Rage

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Getting the Finger

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Digital Communication.

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'