Road Rage Philosopher Pillows

The absurdity of car-thinking

'Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Existential truckstop'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Getting the Finger

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."