Road Rage Humorist Pillows

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

Toad Rage

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Road Construction Blues.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only